I ,Me and My Atkins Diet!!!
Buckingham palace has released facts about the life and reign of Queen
>Elizabeth 2 to mark her Golden Jubilee.....But who cares ????
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> I mean no one wants to know about her 30 corgis or that mutated
>Dorgi.....
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>Neways to mark my return to the gym after 3 weeks in mummyfied state here
>i'm releasing 10 facts on how to shed off xtra pounds .......
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>1. Tuna n water,,yeah! tht's right.. 6 small meals a day.Tins of tuna and
>litres of water...
>It acts as a sort of atonement for sins committed ..say's who?? Draper...
>check out www.davedraper.com...( c'mmon guys this one's for u)...
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>2. If you want to be down by 15lbs then buy K-marts gift certificates and
>if you want to be down by 30 lbs at a stroke then get urself some enron
>stocks...( courtesy :arthur anderson....)
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>3. Open up a boohoo.com er ..Will really work hard to keep you trim.
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>4. Invite tyson( the mike) to ur place for a BITE.....!!!
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>5. hmmm....Have shakira's( butt) poster's and Brit's(ab's) poster
>pinned up on ur walls.
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>6. Take a trip or plan a vacation in al qaeda'S Training camps...
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>7. have ur meals planned along with a video...
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>1. breakfast - alien -1
>2. lunch - hellraisers -1
>3. dinner- alien resurrection
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>8. the above mentioned doesn't help in decreasing ur appetite then ur a
>freak...
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>9.Why not try to change the envt u r working it...like maybe settle on
>moon...no matter how hard u try on earth..u'll definately weigh 1/6th less
>on moon.....giggles giggles...
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>10.. ok...now "buck up, suck up( tht tummy in) and come back ( to the gym)
>when u foul up "( awl the 9 facts)......
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>(p.s: No no one even cares about these too....lol..)
>but do i care ??????-(
>3 cheers!!
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>Ruchi..